‘Twas the night before my divorce
And all through my head
Thoughts of doom and impending dread
Would I have enough money?
Would I meet a new guy?
Would I ever really understand why?
I went for a spin
Watched some tv till noon
Blasted the music, anything to get rid of this tune
I remembered the time when all was so right
The kids were so happy, nary a fight,
Vacations were sunny, summers were grand,
watching the children playing endlessly in the sand
We promised each other ‘till death do us part
I preferred not to kill him, where do I start?
But now that was over, the dream at an end
What would life be like, would we even be friends?
I took time to heal and strengthen my psyche
It didn’t take long to realize “hey they like me”
My confidence built as I went through the motions
Before I knew it I began some self-promotion
I knew I had found it when The Divorcierge was born
My purpose in life to help others forlorn
At the time of the holidays when all can feel lost
Take a lesson from me, don’t lose hope at all costs
Your days may be long, your tears very wet
But before long you too will have hope and won’t fret
Life is long and can be bumpy, even a little bit jumpy
Yet know that you too can find in yourself,
what it takes to move forward and weather the storm
Find hope in my story, you too will transform